What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:03
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why are men today so pussiefied?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love